Yo Moms So Fat When
She Breast Fed She Could Feed Over 400 Children On Each Breast!
Yo Moms So FatThat When She Sat Down She Couldn't Get Up & They Had To Get A Crane To Do It!
Yo Moms So Fat That She Pissed On The On A Fire And Put It Out In One Go!
Yo Moms So Fat She Got Rejected From Fat Club!
Yo Moms So Fat That She Went Out
With A Yellow Coat On And Everyone Called "TAXI!"
Yo Moms So Fat That
She fell Down The Gran Canion And Got Stuck!
Yo Moms So Stupid That She Got Hit By A Parked Car!
Yo Moms So Stupid She Got Locked In The Supermarket And Starved
To Death!
Yo Moms So Stupid She Threw A Brick
Through Some-Ones Window And Asked For It Back!
Yo
Moms So Stupid That She Thinks That Chevy Chase Is A Funny Car Race!
Yo Moms So Stupid That She Watered Fake Plants!
Kewl, a swearin sk8board!
A boy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a box of condoms.
The pharmasist grins and winks and says, "Okay, what
size?"
The boy looks him in the eyes and says, "Assorted. They're for my sister."
Why was
the blonde putting make-up on her forehead?
She was trying to make-up her mind!
There was a blonde and a brunette
walking down the street. The brunette says, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
Did you here about the little girl chasing a boy around
the church?
Yeah well, she finally caught him by the organ!
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly
sheep!
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ!
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The
man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished,
the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have inter-course," and charged them $50.
This happened several
weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally
the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.
The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!"
